Zombie Survival Code

Greetings, readers or reader. As you can see up there, my topic today is well, about surviving a zombie breakout. Yea, no kidding, dude. This is for realz. Zombie Survival 101 is out there, somewhere, but i'm not so lucky as i didn't have a chance to meet up with the book. What a pity, eh?

Okay. Back to the topic, guys. There are indeed a lot of ways to survive in hell, depends on what kind of hell you're in. But for now, just stick like glue with a zomb outbreak as your make-believe 'hell'. First of all, if you wanna survive this *bull*, you must first have something very, very essential to all human being. COMMON SENSE. So, yes. First survival code, use your common sense and LOGIC all the way. A way to test whether your common sense is running, is to just imagine that you just robbed a bank and now, you're on the roof of the bank, looking down from the 10 stories high buliding which is the bank. You look for a way to escape, but all you see is- nothing, just the floor of the road, way, way down there. So, do you just give your luck a shot and jump down with your eyes closed or climb down slowly from level to level like Spiderman? If you chose climbing down slowly, congratulations. You just might have a chance on survival. If you chose otherwise, i'm sorry. It's either you're too naive or you just love the risk.

After the first code, there's always a second code. So, here it is. Second code. It has nothing much to do with your brains now, i guess. But, you'd still need to leave your common sense button on. Go with the zonbie survival rules i'll give to you sooner or later. Anyways,

What would you do if a zomb outbreak occurred?

Think about it. If you gave a logical and smart answer like 'search for food' or 'search for weapons', you're in the green zone. But, if you chose something like 'headshots those f-ing creatures' or 'i'll save the world', sorry, you're deep in the red zone. And that's what i'm here for, to teach you how to get a 'get-out-of-jail free card' in this situation. Even if you could survive this shit, wouldn't hurt to know more, yea?

I'll teach you more 'bout that sometime later then. PEACE

Dangers of Zombs

Why must we steer clear of those mindless, disgusting creatures? Because they're dangerous. More than dangerous.


If a Zomb Apocolypse really does happen, everywhere you go, danger follows you like a dead-obsessed stalker. The 'safe' word is no more found in our profound dictionaries, only 'survival'.


One of the terms of surviving is knowing what jeopardises your life. In this case, it's zombs. What do they do to jeopardise our life? They make you into one of THEM, one of those idiotic cannibals that has not even one strand of humanity left in them, unlike vamps. They don't have any memories or common sense in them. The only thing they're aware of is how disease-free human like us smell like, and that's exactly how they detect us. After they find us, don't ever head their to their direction, even if you recognise a zomb, don't go, 'Hey, isn't that Daddy?' and run to the zomb direction yelping 'DADDY!', thinking that your used-to-be-daddy will welcome your approach with a warm hug and a peck on the cheek. Don't even dream about that. All you're gonna get is a bite on your skin that will give you the disease, that's all.


There are many ways for the disease to find it's way to you. A bite, scratch, saliva, any in contact with the dirty DNA, and you'll find yourself having a flu and then a killer headache caused by the high fever in the next 4 hours or so. There is NO cure. After suffering for more than 4 hours of pain, it's goodbye to your old life as you emerge as a freshly born, human-flesh-crave zombie.

One of the worse things that can ever happen to someone in life is death, but that's not the worst. The worst is not being able to stay dead, and that leads you to either zombs or vamps. Same thing. They're two types of creatures in this world (some exist only in people's mind), and they're either alive or dead. But somewhere in between, 'undead' popped up. That word means neither dead, nor alive. So, if you're an 'undead', you can say that you're nothing.

There are no strong proof for being an 'undead', and that is why being 'undead' means being a nothing, not existing in people's eyes. Hell, I'm not really sure what I'm trying to say. Okay, they're dangerous. Yea, stick to that.

To give zombs a permenant death, you either slice their head off and kick 'em far, far away like a soccer ball full with cockroaches, or you poke something sharp and hard through their ugly, probably olily and pimpled forehead. Just make sure whatever you do, break their skull. They don't bother much even if you tear their lower part off, continously kicking at their gut or knocking the bonkers out of thier *very sensitive part*. Even if you say something offensive about their moms, they couldn't care less. Only thing they would possibly care about, is YOU.

Cheese n' wedges. Don't flatter yourself. No point to that.

They care about your flesh, not you. So, keep your cool, man. Don't even think about rubbing your whole body with cow or dog poop just so you think that zombs can't smell ya apart. They can and they will. And no, even your own faeces won't work either. But hey, if you used their own personal scent, yea, i'm referring to the 'Zombie Scent', you could walk past them without trouble. That's s tip.

Kay. That's it for now. Smell ya later... or not.

Zombie Time

Well, well, well. Enough talk about good ol' not-so-scary vamps. Let's move the spotlight to flesh eating and human-for-buffets loving cannibals, the zombs!

There is really not that much to talk about zombies. Most of the people who actually visits this blog already have half the knowlesge about them. Okay, so i'll start with the basic question when you tune into a zombie movie- Are they real? Answer: probably, yea. If you have doubt about this, I'm just gonna have to proove you wrong. Please, don't mind much about my need to proove people wrong, just enjoy the whatever.


Anyway, zombs are real not because I said so, but because scientist around the world, mostly in the European country says so. Yes, THEY said so. And yes, there are always proof to back them up. But now is not the time to debate about the existance of zombs, it is the time to get ready for whatever that's gonna happen in the next few years. My friends, do take precaution.

As y'all know, Japan was hit by a major earthquake of 8.2 magnitude which caused an even major tsunami with the wave as high as 9 stories just recently. If you don't know nich about that, you're already done in this world, hon. So, that only leads to one thing. Earth is in CRITICAL condition. By the time we know it, natural disasters are taking part in every part of the world with no exception. It pains me dearly to have to say that no where in the world is imune to this 'rampage' happening to earth.

This gigantic quake went as far as Hawaii, just from Japan. Do you see the great distance between those two places? And just how many more places were in between them? All were shaken. They either felt the earth below their feet shake unstaeadily or were in the situation where everything in town is tumbling over, taking away lifes of hundreds and hundreds of people. Now, do you believe me that anything can happen?

Our home is no more a stable and safe place to be in. The end of days is near. Nothing can prevent that. So, what does zombs have anything to do with the end of the world? Easy. Ever heard of Zombie Apocolypse? Yes, that is one of the many natural disasters in the long list of it-could-happen-during-the-end-of-days.

Don't get it? Okay, when the end is near, people like us, we have these theories banging in our heads, convincing our minds to believe that the theories we made about what could happen, would really indeed happen in real life. And that's really bad. Example, a random guy thinks that the Earth is gonna be destroyed by a meteor, another random girl thinks that it's because of the evil princess of the little-fantasy-world-of-an-immature-girl became the Queen and all hell broke lose. Get it? They have theories and zombs surfacing the world is one of the well-known theories.

Don't think that something as stupid as a Zombie Apocolypse is never ever gonna happen, because the things that are least predicted always seem to happen. I'm not saying it's gonna be awesome if it really does happen, i'm just like everyone else, telling my own side of the theories. So, zombs.

It may be one of the natural or not-so-natural disasters that's gonna happen. So, do your best for preparation. No matter what happens in the near future, you gotta take the two P's. PRECAUTION and PREPARATION . Only those two things can ensure your survival. Live by them, and you might just win yourself an out-of-hell free card.

Okay, maybe i got a little carried away about this natural disaster thing and totally forgot about the zomb things that i was gonna tell you in this update. Well, I'll make it up to you in the next update then. Until then, keep in mind about the double P's. Bring them to your dreams and keep them there permantly like it's a burn at the back of your head.