Zombie Survival Code

Greetings, readers or reader. As you can see up there, my topic today is well, about surviving a zombie breakout. Yea, no kidding, dude. This is for realz. Zombie Survival 101 is out there, somewhere, but i'm not so lucky as i didn't have a chance to meet up with the book. What a pity, eh?

Okay. Back to the topic, guys. There are indeed a lot of ways to survive in hell, depends on what kind of hell you're in. But for now, just stick like glue with a zomb outbreak as your make-believe 'hell'. First of all, if you wanna survive this *bull*, you must first have something very, very essential to all human being. COMMON SENSE. So, yes. First survival code, use your common sense and LOGIC all the way. A way to test whether your common sense is running, is to just imagine that you just robbed a bank and now, you're on the roof of the bank, looking down from the 10 stories high buliding which is the bank. You look for a way to escape, but all you see is- nothing, just the floor of the road, way, way down there. So, do you just give your luck a shot and jump down with your eyes closed or climb down slowly from level to level like Spiderman? If you chose climbing down slowly, congratulations. You just might have a chance on survival. If you chose otherwise, i'm sorry. It's either you're too naive or you just love the risk.

After the first code, there's always a second code. So, here it is. Second code. It has nothing much to do with your brains now, i guess. But, you'd still need to leave your common sense button on. Go with the zonbie survival rules i'll give to you sooner or later. Anyways,

What would you do if a zomb outbreak occurred?

Think about it. If you gave a logical and smart answer like 'search for food' or 'search for weapons', you're in the green zone. But, if you chose something like 'headshots those f-ing creatures' or 'i'll save the world', sorry, you're deep in the red zone. And that's what i'm here for, to teach you how to get a 'get-out-of-jail free card' in this situation. Even if you could survive this shit, wouldn't hurt to know more, yea?

I'll teach you more 'bout that sometime later then. PEACE