Probabilities

I've got the new info about zomb apocalypse. There is now a higher chance that it would happen. I'm not stating that it's gonna happen and i'm 101% sure about that. No, i did not say that, and i hope that i'll never have to say that, but what i've got here is something that's really convincing and it chills my bones from the skull to the bones of my toes. NO SHIT.

Ever heard of CDC? I assume that you haven't heard of it if you're one of those total-zombie-fan maniacs. If you aren't one of those people, and you still haven't heard of it, well, i'm here to tell you. And what i tell, is the truth. Well, maybe the other updates are just theories and tips, but i ain't joking in this one. Okay, cut the crap and i'll tell you right away. CDC is short for Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. If you think i'm messing with you, then Google them if you want.

So, CDC are a United States federal agency under the Department of Health and Human Services headquartered in Druid Hills, unincorporated Dekalb country, Gerogia, near Atlanta. Still think i'm joking around? Anyways, if you believe me, then don't laugh when i tell you that they've just recently listed out the list of disasters that may take place soon and ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE is in there too, along with tornadoes, hurricanes, tsunamis, earthquakes and whatever else.

It's definitely not a joke, because the CDC don't joke around. And here's a picture to prove the existance of this place.

If this is still has not satisfied you, screw yourself.