Sunday, May 22, 2011

Codes Done, It's Rules Time

So, for my previous previous post, i supplied you with two codes. The first one, use your common sense. And for the second one, know your reason of being alive. Other than that, don't forget the two P's. What are they again?

PRECAUTION & PREPARATION. Or the other way around.

Well, since you've got the codes and the 2P's in your head now, i shall start with the Rules&Regulations of being alive. Yea, right. I'm not starting with the 2R's. They're just gonna be called rules.

What are rules?

Rules are a list of somethings that you may or may not like but still have to follow it, just like school rules. Though the phrase 'rules are meant to be broken' is true, but that obviously is referring to school rules or some other rules of something that has simply no help in in your survival. So, in order to stay alive and not die because you became the appetizer of one of them zombies, live by the rules that i'm just about to give you.

Rule no.1---Have Complete Preparation
Yes, i know, it's somewhat the same as the 2P's. But in here, i'll explain it in more details and won't leave you with question marks all over you face. Preparation.

What does that mean?
It means being prepared, only being more prepared than what you'd normally do to prepare. I know it sounds silly, but hey, believe it or not, without the right preparation, you might as well be named 'dead man walking'.

What to prepare?
What do humans need to survive? FOOD. And WATER, of course. As you can see from my previous post about the CDC, the chances of zomb apocalypse are sure as hell not getting lower, and they've also told us to prepare for it. So, might as well take the PRECAUTION. Better safe than sorry yea? Okay, other than those two, what other things do we need? WEAPONS.

What kind of weapons?
Weapons are probably something that you cannot not have during this disaster. Without it, i'm sorry, you won't last very long in this world. And that is why, keep a baseball bat that you can swing and hit out the brains of them zombs, long swords to injure or slice off their heads then stab it into their brain or golf clubs that would probably cause a bad, broken jaw. If you can't kill them, at least make some time by injuring them, so that you can escape. Don't assume that you can take on them with your bare hands even if you were a black-belt karate expert. Your hand would be gone if you did that.

Also, some people, well, most people would most probably say electricity. Why? Because, no electricity means no air-conditioning, and no AC means HELL. The thing is if this becomes reality, shortage of electricity will be the LEAST of your problems. Okay, back to what to prepare. Food, water and let's not forget, SHELTER. Shelter is as important as food and water if you're stuck in this kind of hell hole. Maybe if you don't have a shelter now, it's fine. But imagine if you don't have a place to sleep or do whatever while cannibals that are out to have every piece of meat of yours roaming around. Try sleeping by the roadside, then it's Adios Amigo! So, shelter is important.

Alright, food and water are basic needs of human, so if you find shelter, it'll probably solve your food supply problems too since wherever someone lives, there are bound to be food there. Anyways, the problem is:

How to find shelter?
Actually, it's just another correct preparation thing. First, let me ask you a question. Where do you live? It's not the address that i want.. What i want is, for you to think deep about where you live. Think deep by remembering all the details of your home's surrounding, like on the road to your house, are they any crossroads? What do you see after the crossroads? What about the houses? Are there any houses that are more secure, that can ensure your safety? Other than that, it's good if you can also remember the details around town. It'll make your road to survival a teeny less harder. By the way, finding shelter is not just find a house, get inside and lock the door kind of thing. Find the wrong house, you're dead meat, literally. Find the right house, hallelujah!

Wrong house, right house?
How do you recognize the right house? The right house has no dogs or alarm system, far away from the big roads, barricaded by walls or gates, and has a good escape hatch in it. No dogs and no alarm system means silence. And silence=no attention. No attention=survival. Get it? Same thing goes for far away from big roads. If you couldn't find a place without dogs and is distant from big roads, look for a place that looks like a fortress. Walls and gates that barricades the surrounding is the best. And if you find that perfect house locked, refer to code 1, which is USE YOUR COMMON SENSE. Don't make too much noise and DO NOT FORCE ENTRY. You either climb over it, or break the lock and find something else as strong to hold the gates together. Whatever you do, don't let your barricade fall. Another thing is the escape hatch. Find a way to escape to somewhere safe temporarily from the house if something really does happen. Make sure that it's effective and SAFE. The wrong house is obviously the opposite of the right house. But desperate times call for desperate measures. Only take up what you have to, when YOU HAVE TO. A minor mistake can lead to the end of your life.

So, preparation. Get maps, watches, walkie-talkies, torch lights too. It'll give you much help. Just remember to think ahead so that the chances of getting your ass eaten would be lower. PEACE. Btw, i don't know what's wrong with my text color, it's gone haywire. So, it'd probably be white from now on.

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